Yes, we have her and we will not let her go without a heavy ransom.
Do not try to rescue her. She is guarded by ferocious guard dogs and being tortured by snakes. But, it seems no matter what we have tried, she continues to have a delightful smile on her face!
P.S. We also have your toothpaste and toothbrush!
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We do not negotiate with terrorists. Cease and desist or your precious items will be held and tortured.
In His Love,
Us
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